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Jumat, 28 September 2012
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Valentino Rossy Diganti
Markas besar motor Yamaha di Jepang,segera akan mengganti pembalap kebanggaannya si Valentino Rossy.Merekapun segera ber-diskusi,dan telah menemukan pengganti asal Indonesia.
Boss:kita sudah harus mengganti si Valentino Rossy.
Poer:memang era si Rossy sudah lewat,dan kitapun tahu itu.
Boss:masa sih cuma sama merk Ducati dan Honda kita kalah.
Poer:iklannya semakin di depan dan yang lain ketinggalan.
Boss:kita sekarang sudah punya calon pengganti yang lebih.
Poer:pembalap motor GP asal dari negara mana,namanya...?.
Boss:si KOMENG,dari Indonesia.
Poer:si KOMENG...,enggak salah Boss pilih dia..?.
Boss:ya enggak lah,lihat saja kalau dia naik Jupiter.Baju dan celana dia pada sobek sobek semuanya,dan orang yang di pasar ketakutan.Ada jembatan besi baru mau diresmikan jadi rubuh,gubuk-2 empat berteduh rubuh.Motor merk lain hancur luluh jadi rongsokan,dan si tukang rongsok jadi senang dll.
Poer:Good...3x,dan apalagi kalau di sirkuit balap ya Boss.
Terjun Payung
Team terjun payung Indonesia,sedang ikutan latihan di Italy.
Pelatih dan peserta terjun payung, bilang semuanya sudah oke.
Pas acara terjun payung dimulai berlangsung, seorang peserta yang sedang berada diketinggian 1000 kaki berteriak keras :
Peserta: Pak Pelatih, tombol parasut saya tidak bisa ditarik.
Pelatih:sabar...sabar, nanti di daratan kita betulkan oke....
Peserta:............???????????????..................
Markas besar motor Yamaha di Jepang,segera akan mengganti pembalap kebanggaannya si Valentino Rossy.Merekapun segera ber-diskusi,dan telah menemukan pengganti asal Indonesia.
Boss:kita sudah harus mengganti si Valentino Rossy.
Poer:memang era si Rossy sudah lewat,dan kitapun tahu itu.
Boss:masa sih cuma sama merk Ducati dan Honda kita kalah.
Poer:iklannya semakin di depan dan yang lain ketinggalan.
Boss:kita sekarang sudah punya calon pengganti yang lebih.
Poer:pembalap motor GP asal dari negara mana,namanya...?.
Boss:si KOMENG,dari Indonesia.
Poer:si KOMENG...,enggak salah Boss pilih dia..?.
Boss:ya enggak lah,lihat saja kalau dia naik Jupiter.Baju dan celana dia pada sobek sobek semuanya,dan orang yang di pasar ketakutan.Ada jembatan besi baru mau diresmikan jadi rubuh,gubuk-2 empat berteduh rubuh.Motor merk lain hancur luluh jadi rongsokan,dan si tukang rongsok jadi senang dll.
Poer:Good...3x,dan apalagi kalau di sirkuit balap ya Boss.
| Ada Nggak Ya Sepak Bola Di Surga? Dua orang sobat kental, Ucup dan Boneng, sedang duduk-duduk sambil memberi makan ikan di kolam dan membicarakan sepak bola, permainan yang mereka mainkan setiap hari, apalagi selama piala dunia kemarin. Tiba-tiba Ucup berkata pada Boneng, "Menurut loe ada nggak ya sepak bola di surga?". Boneng berpikir sebentar dan menjawab, "Wah, ngga tau deh gue. Tapi kita bikin perjanjian aja: kalau gue meninggal duluan, gue bakal balik dan ngasih tau loe apa ada sepak bola di surga, dan kalau loe meninggal duluan, loe musti ngelakuin hal yang sama." Mereka pun berjabat tangan dan sedihnya beberapa bulan kemudian si Ucup yang malang meninggal dunia. Suatu hari, seperti biasa Boneng sedang duduk dipinggir kolam memberi makan ikan-ikannya seorang diri ketika dia mendengar bisikan suara, "Neng ... Boneng ...." Boneng celingukan, "Ucup?! ... itu loe nih?" "Iya ini gue, Neng," bisik hantu Ucup. Dalam ketakjubannya Boneng bertanya, "Jadi gimana, ada sepak bola nggak di surga?" "Yaa ....," Ucup berkata, "Gue punya cerita bagus dan cerita jelek nih." "Kasih gue cerita bagus dulu deh," kata Boneng masih penasaran. Ucup berkata, "Yaa ... emang ada sih sepak bola di surga." Boneng kegirangan, "Hebat dong! Trus cerita jelek apaan yang bisa ngerusak cerita hebat tadi?!" Ucup melenguh dan berbisik, "Loe bakal jadi kiper hari Sabtu ini." |
| Lomba Lari Apa Yang Paling Jauh Sedunia? Jawab: Lomba Lari Antar Negara |
| Siaran Sepak Bola Ari dan Budi yang sama-sama penggemar berat sepak bola, pagi itu bertemu di kantor. Pertama-tama yang diperbincangkan mereka adalah mengenai sepak bola. "Hei, Ari, semalam pertandingan antara Brasil melawan Jerman seru banget ya.... Brasil menyerang tanpa henti. Jerman juga perlawanannya hebat banget...." Budi langsung bicara sambil memuji terus pertandingan semalam. "Baah, perasaan biasa aja, deh! Kau itu sukanya melebih-lebihkan!" kata Ari. "Seperti melihat langsung di Afrika saja! Di televisi mana, tuh?" tanya Ari. "Ndak sih, cuma denger dari radio," jawab Budi kalem. |
| Persepakbolaan Indonesia Melihat semakin terpuruknya PERSEPAKBOLAAN di Indonesia FIFA berinisiatif melakukan penelitian, Hasilnya diperoleh kesimpulan Bahwa Tulang Rahang orang Indonesia lebih Dominan dibanding Tulang Betisnya Artinya Orang Indonesia lebih cocok jadi Komentator dibanding jadi PEMAIN.... |
| Resep 10 Putaran Pada suatu hari Minggu, ibu-ibu suatu perkumpulan senam di komplek elit mengadakan acara lomba sepeda. Lomba diadakan dilapangan sepak bola dikomplek itu juga. Lomba tersebut adalah ketahanan naik sepeda mengitari lapangan. Ibu yang mendapat giliran pertama memulai dengan gayanya sendiri tapi hanya kuat satu putaran saja. Demikian juga ibu yang kedua dan selanjutnya dengan gaya masing-masing namun sudah ngos-ngosan diputaran pertama. Setelah giliran ibu yang kelima dengan tenangnya serta dengan gaya yang lain dari pada yang lain pada putaran kelima masih terlihat ceria, bahkan sampai putaran kesepuluh belum mau berhenti kalau tidak distop oleh ibu yang lain. Jelas ini yang jadi juara. Ibu yang pertama tanya pada ibu juara tersebut, : “Apa sih Bu resepnya kok kuat sampai sepuluh kali?” Dengan tenangnya Ibu juara tersebut menjawab : “Sepeda saya tanpa sadel………” |
| Kiper Yang Hebat Ketika seorang pria sedang berjalan di sudut kota Manchester, dia mendengar seorang wanita berteriak disertai asap yang membumbung dari arah teriakan wanita tersebut. Dia berlari menuju ke bangunan itu dan melihat banyak orang mengerumuni pemandangan yang mencekam. Di pinggir jendela dari bangunan tingkat sepuluh yang terbakar, terlihat seorang wanita dengan sebuah guci antik di tangannya. Ia berteriak minta tolong. Pria itu berteriak, "Cepat turun pakai tangga darurat!" Wanita itu membalas, "Aku tidak bisa meninggalkan guci antik peninggalan nenek buyutku ini!" Pria itu berteriak lagi, "Lempar gucimu ke bawah, aku akan menangkapnya!" Jawab si wanita, "Tidak! Tidak! Guci ini nanti bisa pecah!" Pria ini berkata, "Bu! Aku penjaga gawang Inggris! Aku tidak pernah kebobolan! Aku belum pernah gagal menangkap apa pun!" Kemudian pria itu menunjukkan gayanya menangkap bola, membuat semua orang kagum. Setelah berpikir dengan cepat, sang wanita berkata, "Ok! Aku percaya kamu! Ini, tangkap!" Maka si wanita melemparkan guci antiknya ke arah pria itu. Sang pria dengan sigap menangkap guci itu dengan tangan kanannya. Kemudian diletakkannya guci itu di atas tanah, lalu dia mundur ke belakang sejauh 2 meter. Pelan tapi pasti, dia berlari ke arah guci itu, dan... menendangnya sejauh 60 meter! |
| Taktik Strategi Sepakbola Suatu hari,ada 3 orang pelatih bola, yaitu dari Italia, Belanda dan Indonesia berbincang masalah formasi yg dipakainya... Italia : "Kalau saya suka pakai taktik cattenaccio biar kaga ada yg bisa nembus pertahanan gua..." Belanda : "Kalau saya beranggapan penyerangan adalah pertahanan yg terbaik jadi saya pakai taktik total football.." Indonesia pun nggak tau harus ngomong apa..tp tiba2.. Indonesia : "Hahaha..lu orang punya taktik semuanya kacau..liat nih taktik gua..0-0-11!!!full attack!!!" Italia & Belanda: "???^$$^$^" |
| Berita Untuk Pecinta Sepakbola Berita utk pecinta sepak bola: Del Piero diberi sangsi dgn tdk diperbolehkan bermain selama 2 th krn menggunakan doping dgn minum EXTRA JOSS. |
Team terjun payung Indonesia,sedang ikutan latihan di Italy.
Pelatih dan peserta terjun payung, bilang semuanya sudah oke.
Pas acara terjun payung dimulai berlangsung, seorang peserta yang sedang berada diketinggian 1000 kaki berteriak keras :
Peserta: Pak Pelatih, tombol parasut saya tidak bisa ditarik.
Pelatih:sabar...sabar, nanti di daratan kita betulkan oke....
Peserta:............???????????????..................
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Salah Pengertian
Bu Inem baru saja di terima sebagai guru bimbingan konseling di sebuah sekolah. Suatu hari dia melihat si Jono berdiri sendirian di pinggir lapangan belakang sekolah, sementara ada murid yang lain sedang asyik bermain bola. Karena merasa kasihan, Bu Inem mendekat dan menyapa dengan ramah. "Hai Jono, bolehkah saya menemani kamu?"
"Iya, Bu", Jono menjawab. Tapi pandangan mata anak itu masih tertuju pada teman-temannya di tengah lapangan.
"Ah, anak ini kasihan sekali... Pasti dia ingin ikut bermain...", pikir Inem.
Sebagai guru bimbingan konseling yang baik, Inem ingin tahu masalah apa yang membuat Jono menyendiri seperti itu.
Inem pun bertanya, "Kenapa kamu berdiri di sini sendirian, Jono?"
"Saya sedang jadi kiper, Bu..."
Pengalaman Menonton Sepakbola
Aku mengajak anak lelakiku yang berusia 5 tahun menonton langsung sebuah pertandingan sepak bola. Hal itu adalah pengalaman pertamanya. Sampai disana pertandingannya ditunda beberapa waktu. Jadi sembari menunggu dimulainya pertandingan, kami menghabiskan waktu dengan ngobrol dan membeli apapun yang ditawarkan oleh para pedagang: Roti, minuman kaleng, permen, pop corn, es krim, kacang goreng, bakpau, kue coklat, dan hot dog.
Satu tahun kemudian, aku bertanya kepada anak lelakiku, "Mau nggak nonton pertandingan sepakbola lagi?"
Anakku berpikir serius sekali dan akhirnya berkata, "Nggak deh Pa, aku masih kenyang kok."
Bu Inem baru saja di terima sebagai guru bimbingan konseling di sebuah sekolah. Suatu hari dia melihat si Jono berdiri sendirian di pinggir lapangan belakang sekolah, sementara ada murid yang lain sedang asyik bermain bola. Karena merasa kasihan, Bu Inem mendekat dan menyapa dengan ramah. "Hai Jono, bolehkah saya menemani kamu?"
"Iya, Bu", Jono menjawab. Tapi pandangan mata anak itu masih tertuju pada teman-temannya di tengah lapangan.
"Ah, anak ini kasihan sekali... Pasti dia ingin ikut bermain...", pikir Inem.
Sebagai guru bimbingan konseling yang baik, Inem ingin tahu masalah apa yang membuat Jono menyendiri seperti itu.
Inem pun bertanya, "Kenapa kamu berdiri di sini sendirian, Jono?"
"Saya sedang jadi kiper, Bu..."
| Bintang Sepak Bola " Anda seorang pemain Sepak Bola ? " " Benar. " " Berapa kali pernah memasukkan bola ke gawang ? " " Lebih dari lima puluh kali. " " Berarti Anda Bintang Sepak Bola, dong ? " " Ah tidak. Yang saya tahu, saya seorang Penjaga Gawang. " |
| Mengajak Istri Anda Berjalan-Jalan Sebuah ruangan kelas untuk kehamilan sedang penuh dengan wanita hamil dan suami mereka. Instruktur sedang mengajarkan berbagai gaya. Dia sedang mengajar para wanita untuk bernafas dengan baik dan memberitahukan kepada para suami untuk memberikan bantuan yang diperlukan pada tingkat itu. "Ibu-ibu, latihan ini baik untuk Anda," kata instruktur itu. "Terutama berjalan-jalan akan sangat berguna. Bapak-bapak, hal ini tidaklah sulit untuk mengajak istri Anda berjalan-jalan!" Ruangan itu sangat tenang sampai akhirnya, seorang suami yang sudah agak tua mengangkat tangan. "Ya?" tanya instruktur itu. "Apakah tidak apa-apa jika istri saya membawa tas golf sambil berjalan-jalan?" |
| Pertandingan Sepak Bola Para Napi Salah satu rumah tahanan sedang mengadakan lomba sepak bola demi menjaga kesehatan para napi. Pagi ini yang bertanding adalah kesebelasan Pencopet melawan kesebelasan Narkoba. Di tengah-tengah pertandingan, tim Narkoba memimpin dengan skor 3 -- 0. Tentu saja, Bagong, sang kapten Pencopet, marah besar terhadap rekan-rekannya. Bagong: Kalian ini bagaimana?! Kita tuh Pencopet. Larinya jauh lebih kencang dari mereka. Stamina kita lebih kuat dari mereka. Harusnya kita bisa memenangkan pertandingan! Rekan:Tapi Bos... mereka lebih pintar mengatur strategi. Bagong: Hah. Tidak perlu pikir-pikir strategi. Kita main kasar saja. Kita tendang saja mereka. Kita habisin mereka. Bagaimana? Rekan:Tapi Bos... kalau kita dapat kartu kuning, bagaimana? Apalagi kalau kartu merah, Bos. Bagong: Kalian ini bagaimana sih?! Kita kan Pencopet. Tadi kedua kartu itu sudah aku copet. Jadi dia sudah tidak punya kartu lagi! |
| Bukan Badminton Minggu pagi, lagi bersih-bersih rumput di halaman depan, saya didatengin Pak RT. Alex: (Wah ada apa nih Pak RT, jangan-jangan mau razia KTP nih hihihihi) Pak RT: “Pak Alex, baru pulang nih dari luar kota?” Alex: “Iya Pak RT, baru dateng tadi malem.” Pak RT: “Yuk main badminton, mumpung libur Pak Alex. Tuh bapak-bapak yang lain udah pada mulai main.” Alex: “Wah saya gak mau Pak RT kalau main badminton.” Pak RT: “Emang kenapa Pak Alex?” Alex: “Saya maunya main goodminton Pak RT, bukan badminton.” Pak RT: ????? |
| Supaya Bisa Main Golf Smith: Apa yang membuatmu memajukan hari pernikahanmu 2 hari lebih awal dari yang sudah ditentukan? Jones: Oh, itu karena ternyata, setelah kucek, jika aku menikah pada hari yang sudah ditentukan, nanti pernikahan perakku akan jatuh pada hari Sabtu. Nah, aku kan selalu bermain golf setiap hari Sabtu. |
| Sepak Bola Orang Gila Ada 26 orang gila, mereka mau diuji kesehatan mentalnya di Amerika. Mereka diangkut pake pesawat Hercules yang besar! Saat di udara, orang-orang gila itu berisik karena bermain bola di dalam pesawat. Sang kapten marah dan menyuruh co-pilot untuk menenangkan mereka. "Hoi! Berisik banget sih! Jangan maen bola di dalem pesawat dong!", bentak co-pilot kepada orang-orang gila. Akhirnya situasi menjadi tenang. Tapi lama-lama si kapten curiga karena situasinya terlalu tenang. Dia menyuruh lagi co-pilotnya untuk cek ke belakang. Ketika co-pilot datang, dia kaget setengah hidup! (setengah mati juga, sama aja kan :p). Orang gilanya tinggal empat orang! "Hei, kalian! Koq tinggal berempat? Yang lain ke mana?" "Abisnya ga boleh maen bola di dalem kapal sih. Mereka jadi main bola di luar." "Hah?! Terus, kalian kenapa bisa ada di dalam?" "Kan kita pemain cadangan ...." |
| Lihat Bola Vs Bantu Istri Hari ini adalah awal tahun baru. Saya berencana menghabiskan hari ini untuk menonton sepak bola. Namun, istriku punya ide lain, dan akhirnya aku harus membantu istriku menyiapkan makan malam. Saat semuanya sudah siap, aku menyelinap dan melihat pertandingan bola di televisi. Beberapa menit kemudian, istriku membawakan secangkir kopi. "Berapa skornya?" tanyanya. "Masih kosong-kosong," jawabku. "Nah kan?!" katanya. "Kamu nggak ketinggalan pertandingannya." |
| Surat Bantahan AS Roma Kepada Yth: Seluruh Fans Sepakbola AS Roma Di Seluruh Dunia Hal: Surat Bantahan Dengan Hormat Bersama surat ini, kami dari Manajemen Sepak Bola Liga Calcio, AS Roma, Italiano, Italia. Mengeluarkan pernyataan resmi kepada seluruh penggemar sepak bola di seluruh dunia pada umumnya dan pecandu kompetisi Liga Calcio. Secara resmi kami mengajukan bantahan keras sesuai dengan Akta Notaris dan telah di-akridasi oleh FIFA (Federation International Football Association), bahwa tidak benar kalau H. Rhoma Irama mempunyai saham dan menjadi komisaris dari kesebelasan AS Roma. Nama AS Roma dan Rhoma hanya kebetulan belaka. Kami sangat mengharapkan pecinta sepakbola di Indonesia untuk tidak memboikot atau menolak menonton pertandingan sepak bola kesebelasan AS Roma yang ditayangkan di Teve CJ. Pertikaian antara H. Rhoma Irama vs Inul Daratista tidak ada sangkut pautnya dengan AS Roma. Kami tidak bertanggung jawab. Untuk selanjutnya masalah bisnis musik, baik itu kaset rekaman, CD, VCD dan sinetron yang mengatas namakan H. Rhoma Irama, tidak ada sangkut pautnya dengan produk kaos bola, celana bola, kaos kaki bola, sepatu bola dan merchandise merk AS Roma. Mohon kiranya produk AS Roma tidak di-boikot. Terima kasih atas perhatiannya. Tertanda: Allenatore La Squdra La AS Roma Fabio Capello La Capitano Centrocempitisi Fransesco Totti |
Aku mengajak anak lelakiku yang berusia 5 tahun menonton langsung sebuah pertandingan sepak bola. Hal itu adalah pengalaman pertamanya. Sampai disana pertandingannya ditunda beberapa waktu. Jadi sembari menunggu dimulainya pertandingan, kami menghabiskan waktu dengan ngobrol dan membeli apapun yang ditawarkan oleh para pedagang: Roti, minuman kaleng, permen, pop corn, es krim, kacang goreng, bakpau, kue coklat, dan hot dog.
Satu tahun kemudian, aku bertanya kepada anak lelakiku, "Mau nggak nonton pertandingan sepakbola lagi?"
Anakku berpikir serius sekali dan akhirnya berkata, "Nggak deh Pa, aku masih kenyang kok."
tugas mading bindo
Cerita Lucu Sepakbola Indonesia
Sepakbola Indonesia…Sebuah ALERGI perubahanApa yang terjadi dalam dunia sepakbola Indonesia sekarang ini, penuh dengan cerita dan drama..Banyak Aktor yang saya yakin tidak sepenuhnya berjuang untuk Sepakbola…berakting seolah Pahlawan..menyala-nyala penuh semangat!!!!yang tentunya menjadi pahlawan kesiangan…ngotot dengan dalih “Pembenaran”, yang hanya omong kosong..
Namun, Media sebagai “Corong Berita” kadang2 tidak bisa menjaga netralitas…ada kecenderungan pengarahan opini…sehingga ketimpangan informasi yang membuat Pecinta2 sejati terbawa pada “Justifikasi”. dipanggilah pengamat sepakbola yang “anti PSSI”, dengan segala analisanya..PSSI menjadi pihak yang salah, melanggar Statuta…menjadi musuh bersama…dan, Itulah hebatnya Mei….dia!!!
Jujur, Kisruh yang terjadi didalam persepakbolaan nasional telah membuat tertawa, seperti komedi dan penuh lelucon..Ada fakta2 yang harusnya bisa diungkap, di sampaikan secara benar…
Saya secara pribadi, sangat khawatir, apabila PSSI kembali harus di setir “3N”…yang sekarang dengan medianya, kekuasaan Uang dan sistem hutang Budi antek2nya..ABT…JD..terus berupaya menghancurkan sepakbola negeri ini..
Sepakbola hanya menjadi komoditas Politik…Pencitraan….
Ada hal-hal mendasar yang luput dari pemberitaan, karena Berita yang termuat hanyalah “Cerita di Ujung Waktu” tanpa pernah ditelaah runut kebelakang.
1. Januari 2011, ketika Konggres Bali akan diadakan…sebagai respon adanya LPI, Semua secara bersama, sebagai gerakan anti NH dan PSSI secara detail mengungkap kesalahan, pelanggaran statuta PSSI dalam penyelenggaraan Konggres Bali. Cerita Money Politic, dalam Konggres Bali, dalam upaya meloloskan calon tunggal Ketum PSSI, bersama-sama disampaikan di berbagai media..karena kita sepakat punya satu Musuh, NH dan Kroninya..Jadi Mari kita buka lagi, kita ingat lagi….Sudah sesuaikah Konggres Bali 2011..??????apakah Konggres yang penuh kongkalikong dan sandiwara bisa menjadi dasar untuk kita menyatakan bahwa PSSI salah…dan melanggar Statuta..???
2. Dalam perjuangan Panjang revolusi PSSI, Klub Persema…PSM..Persibo…telah menjadi Pemberani…martir pahlawan Revolusi…mengorbankan Klub dengan segala resikonya…untuk sebuah kebenaran..sekarang tanya pada yang lainnya, yang hanya menjadi pengecut dan baru bernyali ketika Ombak Perubahan makin Besar…jadi apakah tidak pantas kalo kemudian mereka kembali dalam strata tertinggi kompetisi sepakbola Indonesia???
3. Ingatlah kembali, proses degradasi Persebaya…apa yang terjadi,adalah sebuah lelucon kotor. Persebaya hanyalah korban Liga-nya PSSI NH yang tiba2 merubah sistem degradasi dan promosi LSI..untuk menyelamatkan Pelita Jaya yang seharusnya “Terdegradasi” dari LSI…coba ingat Kembali!!!!!Persebaya diturunkan, karena menolak bermain dengan Persik Kediri…dan setelah degradasi, Persebaya di OBOK-OBOK dan di Pecah menjadi Persebaya ala WW dan SM.
4. Ketika hasil konggres bali, menyatakan “sampai 2014, Klub-klub yang katanya Pro, masih boleh pakai APBD”. Hal ini tentunya menjadi “Umpan dan solusi bersama, kemenangan bersama untuk memuluskan NH dan Liga yang katanya Pro”. Seandainya, Per Mendagri kemudian menyatakan” APBD dilarang untuk klub Pro”, apakah Anggota2 PSSI berduyun2 menggugat Mendagri…berdemo!!!berlantang2 menyatakan bahwa Per-men bertentangan dengan Konggres PSSI Bali”……kan Lucu????
5. Kalo kita ingat, Hak siar LSI dalam sekian tahun hanya 10 Milyar…dan sekarang tiba2 menjadi…mungkin 100Milyar…Koq bisa????selama ini kemana…???
6. Uang pengelolaan Liga, Hak siar, dana APBN…sekian tahun dikemanakan???tanyakan???dan Jawab???karena, klo PT LI di audit secara benar oleh lembaga yang benar…maka akan tercenganglah kita???
Ayolah..temen2 semua!!!
Pecinta Sepakbola Indonesia..kita bangun sepakbola Indonesia…tapi dengan pikiran jernih, kita bisa lihat mana yang benar2 SALAH dan mana yang SEDIKIT SALAH..
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Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was the 16th President of the United States, serving from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865.
He successfully led his country through its greatest constitutional, military and moral crisis – the American Civil War – preserving the Union while ending slavery, and promoting economic and financial modernization. Reared in a poor family on the western frontier, Lincoln was mostly self-educated. He became a country lawyer, a Whig Party leader, Illinois state legislator in the 1830s, and a one-term member of the United States House of Representatives in the 1840s. After a series of debates in 1858 that gave national visibility to his opposition to the expansion of slavery, Lincoln lost a Senate race to his arch-rival Stephen A. Douglas. Lincoln, a moderate from a swing state, secured the Republican Party nomination. With almost no support in the South he swept the North and was elected president in 1860. His election was the signal for seven southern slave states to declare their secession from the Union and form the Confederate States of America. The departure of the Southerners gave Lincoln's party firm control of Congress, but no formula for compromise or reconciliation was found, and the war came.
When the North enthusiastically rallied behind the national flag after the Confederate attack on Fort Sumter on April 12, 1861, President Lincoln concentrated on the military and political dimensions of the war effort. His goal was now to reunify the nation. As the South was in a state of insurrection, he exercised his authority to suspend habeas corpus in that situation, arresting and detaining without trial thousands of suspected secessionists. He prevented British recognition of the Confederacy by skillfully handling the Trent affair late in 1861. His efforts toward the abolition of slavery include issuing his Emancipation Proclamation in 1863, encouraging the border states to outlaw slavery, and helping push through Congress the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which finally ended all slavery in December 1865. Lincoln closely supervised the war effort, especially the selection of top generals, including commanding general Ulysses S. Grant. He brought leaders of various factions of his party into his cabinet and pressured them to cooperate. Under his leadership, the Union set up a naval blockade that shut down the South's normal trade, took control of the border slave states at the start of the war, gained control of communications with gunboats on the southern river systems, and tried repeatedly to capture the Confederate capital at Richmond, Virginia. Each time a general failed, Lincoln substituted another until finally Grant succeeded in 1865.
An exceptionally astute politician deeply involved with power issues in each state, he reached out to War Democrats and managed his own re-election in the 1864 presidential election. As the leader of the moderate faction of the Republican party, Lincoln found his policies and personality were "blasted from all sides": Radical Republicans demanded harsher treatment of the South, War Democrats desired more compromise, Copperheads despised him, and irreconcilable secessionists plotted his death.Politically, Lincoln fought back with patronage, by pitting his opponents against each other, and by appealing to the American people with his powers of oratory. His Gettysburg Address of 1863 became the most quoted speech in American history. It was an iconic statement of America's dedication to the principles of nationalism, republicanism, equal rights, liberty, and democracy. At the close of the war, Lincoln held a moderate view of Reconstruction, seeking to reunite the nation speedily through a policy of generous reconciliation in the face of lingering and bitter divisiveness. But six days after the surrender of Confederate commanding general Robert E. Lee, Lincoln was assassinated by Confederate sympathizer John Wilkes Booth. His death was the first assassination of a U.S. president and sent the nation into mourning. Lincoln has been consistently ranked by scholars and the public as one of the three greatest U.S. presidents.
Abraham Lincoln was born February 12, 1809, the second child of Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Lincoln (née Hanks), in a one-room log cabin on the Sinking Spring Farm in Hardin County, Kentucky,(now LaRue County). Lincoln's paternal grandfather and namesake, Abraham, had moved his family from Virginia to Jefferson County, Kentucky, where he was ambushed and killed in an Indian raid in 1786, with his children, including Lincoln's father Thomas, looking on.Thomas was left to make his own way on the frontier.Lincoln's mother, Nancy, was the daughter of Lucy Hanks, and was born in what is now Mineral County, West Virginia, then part of Virginia. Lucy moved with Nancy to Kentucky. Nancy Hanks married Thomas, who became a respected citizen. He bought and sold several farms, including Knob Creek Farm. The family attended a Separate Baptists church, which had high moral standards and opposed alcohol, dancing, and slavery. Thomas enjoyed considerable status in Kentucky—where he sat on juries, appraised estates, served on country slave patrols, and guarded prisoners. By the time his son Abraham was born, Thomas owned two 600-acre (240 ha) farms, several town lots, livestock, and horses. He was among the richest men in the county.However, in 1816, Thomas lost all of his land in court cases because of faulty property titles.The family moved north across the Ohio River to free (i.e., non-slave) territory and made a new start in Perry County, Indiana. Lincoln later noted that this move was "partly on account of slavery" but mainly due to land title difficulties.In Indiana, when Lincoln was nine, his mother Nancy died of milk sickness in 1818.After the death of Lincoln's mother, his older sister, Sarah, took charge of caring for him until their father remarried in 1819; Sarah later died in her 20s while giving birth to a stillborn son.
Thomas Lincoln's new wife was the widow Sarah Bush Johnston, the mother of three of her own children. Lincoln became very close to his stepmother, and referred to her as "Mother". As a pre-teen, he did not like the hard labor associated with frontier life. Some in his family, and in the neighborhood, for a time considered him to be lazy.As he grew into his teens, he willingly took responsibility for all chores expected of him as one of the boys in the household and became an adept axeman in his work building rail fences. He attained a reputation for brawn and audacity after a very competitive wrestling match to which he was challenged by the renowned leader of a group of ruffians, "the Clary's Grove boys".Lincoln also agreed with the customary obligation of a son to give his father all earnings from work done outside the home until age 21.In later years, Lincoln occasionally loaned his father money. Lincoln became increasingly distant from his father, in part because of his father's lack of education. While young Lincoln's formal elementary education consisted approximately of a year's worth of classes from several itinerant teachers, he was mostly self-educated and was an avid reader.
In 1830, fearing a milk sickness outbreak along the Ohio River, the Lincoln family moved west, where they settled on public land in Macon County, Illinois, another free, non-slave state.In 1831, Thomas relocated the family to a new homestead in Coles County, Illinois. It was then that, as an ambitious 22-year-old, Lincoln decided to seek a better life and struck out on his own. Canoeing down the Sangamon River, Lincoln ended up in the village of New Salem in Sangamon County.In the spring of 1831, hired by New Salem businessman Denton Offutt and accompanied by friends, he took goods by flatboat from New Salem to New Orleans via the Sangamon, Illinois, and Mississippi rivers. After arriving in New Orleans—and witnessing slavery firsthand—he walked back home.
Lincoln's first romantic interest was Ann Rutledge, whom he met when he first moved to New Salem; by 1835, they were in a relationship but not formally engaged. She died on August 25, most likely of typhoid fever.In the early 1830s, he met Mary Owens from Kentucky when she was visiting her sister. Late in 1836, Lincoln agreed to a match with Mary if she returned to New Salem. Mary did return in November 1836, and Lincoln courted her for a time; however, they both had second thoughts about their relationship. On August 16, 1837, Lincoln wrote Mary a letter suggesting he would not blame her if she ended the relationship. She never replied and the courtship was over.
In 1840, Lincoln became engaged to Mary Todd, who was from a wealthy slave-holding family in Lexington, Kentucky.[28] They met in Springfield, Illinois, in December 1839 and were engaged the following December. A wedding set for January 1, 1841, was canceled when the two broke off their engagement at Lincoln's initiative. They later met again at a party and married on November 4, 1842, in the Springfield mansion of Mary's married sister.While preparing for the nuptials and feeling anxiety again, Lincoln, when asked where he was going, replied, "To hell, I suppose."
In 1844, the couple bought a house in Springfield near Lincoln's law office. Mary Todd Lincoln kept house, often with the help of a relative or hired servant girl. Robert Todd Lincoln was born in 1843 and Edward Baker Lincoln (Eddie) in 1846. Lincoln "was remarkably fond of children", and the Lincolns were not considered to be strict with their children.[36] Edward died on February 1, 1850, in Springfield, likely of tuberculosis. "Willie" Lincoln was born on December 21, 1850, and died on February 20, 1862. The Lincolns' fourth son, Thomas "Tad" Lincoln, was born on April 4, 1853, and died of heart failure at the age of 18 on July 16, 1871.Robert was the only child to live to adulthood and have children. His last descendant, grandson Robert Todd Lincoln Beckwith, died in 1985.
The deaths of their sons had profound effects on both parents. Later in life, Mary struggled with the stresses of losing her husband and sons, and Robert Lincoln committed her temporarily to a mental health asylum in 1875.Abraham Lincoln suffered from "melancholy", a condition which now is referred to as clinical depression.
Lincoln's father-in-law was based in Lexington, Kentucky; he and others of the Todd family were either slave owners or slave traders. Lincoln was close to the Todds, and he and his family occasionally visited the Todd estate in Lexington.He was an affectionate, though often absent, husband and father of four children.
Scholars have extensively written on topics concerning Lincoln's beliefs and philosophy—for example, whether Lincoln's frequent use of religious imagery and language reflected his own personal beliefs or was a device to appeal to his audiences, who were mostly evangelical Protestants. Although he frequently attended with his wife but never joined a church,Lincoln was familiar with the Bible, quoted it and praised it.
In the 1840s Lincoln subscribed to the Doctrine of Necessity, a belief that asserted the human mind was controlled by some higher power.In the 1850s, Lincoln acknowledged "providence" in a general way, and rarely used the language or imagery of the evangelicals; he regarded the republicanism of the Founding Fathers with an almost religious reverence. When he suffered the death of his son Edward, Lincoln more frequently acknowledged his own need to depend on God.The death of his son Willie in February 1862 may have caused Lincoln to look toward religion for answers and solace. After Willie's death, Lincoln considered why, from a divine standpoint, the severity of the war was necessary. He wrote at this time that God "could have either saved or destroyed the Union without a human contest. Yet the contest began. And having begun He could give the final victory to either side any day. Yet the contest proceeds."On the day Lincoln was assassinated, he reportedly told his wife Mary at Ford's Theatre he desired to visit the Holy Land.
He successfully led his country through its greatest constitutional, military and moral crisis – the American Civil War – preserving the Union while ending slavery, and promoting economic and financial modernization. Reared in a poor family on the western frontier, Lincoln was mostly self-educated. He became a country lawyer, a Whig Party leader, Illinois state legislator in the 1830s, and a one-term member of the United States House of Representatives in the 1840s. After a series of debates in 1858 that gave national visibility to his opposition to the expansion of slavery, Lincoln lost a Senate race to his arch-rival Stephen A. Douglas. Lincoln, a moderate from a swing state, secured the Republican Party nomination. With almost no support in the South he swept the North and was elected president in 1860. His election was the signal for seven southern slave states to declare their secession from the Union and form the Confederate States of America. The departure of the Southerners gave Lincoln's party firm control of Congress, but no formula for compromise or reconciliation was found, and the war came.
When the North enthusiastically rallied behind the national flag after the Confederate attack on Fort Sumter on April 12, 1861, President Lincoln concentrated on the military and political dimensions of the war effort. His goal was now to reunify the nation. As the South was in a state of insurrection, he exercised his authority to suspend habeas corpus in that situation, arresting and detaining without trial thousands of suspected secessionists. He prevented British recognition of the Confederacy by skillfully handling the Trent affair late in 1861. His efforts toward the abolition of slavery include issuing his Emancipation Proclamation in 1863, encouraging the border states to outlaw slavery, and helping push through Congress the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, which finally ended all slavery in December 1865. Lincoln closely supervised the war effort, especially the selection of top generals, including commanding general Ulysses S. Grant. He brought leaders of various factions of his party into his cabinet and pressured them to cooperate. Under his leadership, the Union set up a naval blockade that shut down the South's normal trade, took control of the border slave states at the start of the war, gained control of communications with gunboats on the southern river systems, and tried repeatedly to capture the Confederate capital at Richmond, Virginia. Each time a general failed, Lincoln substituted another until finally Grant succeeded in 1865.
An exceptionally astute politician deeply involved with power issues in each state, he reached out to War Democrats and managed his own re-election in the 1864 presidential election. As the leader of the moderate faction of the Republican party, Lincoln found his policies and personality were "blasted from all sides": Radical Republicans demanded harsher treatment of the South, War Democrats desired more compromise, Copperheads despised him, and irreconcilable secessionists plotted his death.Politically, Lincoln fought back with patronage, by pitting his opponents against each other, and by appealing to the American people with his powers of oratory. His Gettysburg Address of 1863 became the most quoted speech in American history. It was an iconic statement of America's dedication to the principles of nationalism, republicanism, equal rights, liberty, and democracy. At the close of the war, Lincoln held a moderate view of Reconstruction, seeking to reunite the nation speedily through a policy of generous reconciliation in the face of lingering and bitter divisiveness. But six days after the surrender of Confederate commanding general Robert E. Lee, Lincoln was assassinated by Confederate sympathizer John Wilkes Booth. His death was the first assassination of a U.S. president and sent the nation into mourning. Lincoln has been consistently ranked by scholars and the public as one of the three greatest U.S. presidents.
Abraham Lincoln was born February 12, 1809, the second child of Thomas Lincoln and Nancy Lincoln (née Hanks), in a one-room log cabin on the Sinking Spring Farm in Hardin County, Kentucky,(now LaRue County). Lincoln's paternal grandfather and namesake, Abraham, had moved his family from Virginia to Jefferson County, Kentucky, where he was ambushed and killed in an Indian raid in 1786, with his children, including Lincoln's father Thomas, looking on.Thomas was left to make his own way on the frontier.Lincoln's mother, Nancy, was the daughter of Lucy Hanks, and was born in what is now Mineral County, West Virginia, then part of Virginia. Lucy moved with Nancy to Kentucky. Nancy Hanks married Thomas, who became a respected citizen. He bought and sold several farms, including Knob Creek Farm. The family attended a Separate Baptists church, which had high moral standards and opposed alcohol, dancing, and slavery. Thomas enjoyed considerable status in Kentucky—where he sat on juries, appraised estates, served on country slave patrols, and guarded prisoners. By the time his son Abraham was born, Thomas owned two 600-acre (240 ha) farms, several town lots, livestock, and horses. He was among the richest men in the county.However, in 1816, Thomas lost all of his land in court cases because of faulty property titles.The family moved north across the Ohio River to free (i.e., non-slave) territory and made a new start in Perry County, Indiana. Lincoln later noted that this move was "partly on account of slavery" but mainly due to land title difficulties.In Indiana, when Lincoln was nine, his mother Nancy died of milk sickness in 1818.After the death of Lincoln's mother, his older sister, Sarah, took charge of caring for him until their father remarried in 1819; Sarah later died in her 20s while giving birth to a stillborn son.
Thomas Lincoln's new wife was the widow Sarah Bush Johnston, the mother of three of her own children. Lincoln became very close to his stepmother, and referred to her as "Mother". As a pre-teen, he did not like the hard labor associated with frontier life. Some in his family, and in the neighborhood, for a time considered him to be lazy.As he grew into his teens, he willingly took responsibility for all chores expected of him as one of the boys in the household and became an adept axeman in his work building rail fences. He attained a reputation for brawn and audacity after a very competitive wrestling match to which he was challenged by the renowned leader of a group of ruffians, "the Clary's Grove boys".Lincoln also agreed with the customary obligation of a son to give his father all earnings from work done outside the home until age 21.In later years, Lincoln occasionally loaned his father money. Lincoln became increasingly distant from his father, in part because of his father's lack of education. While young Lincoln's formal elementary education consisted approximately of a year's worth of classes from several itinerant teachers, he was mostly self-educated and was an avid reader.
In 1830, fearing a milk sickness outbreak along the Ohio River, the Lincoln family moved west, where they settled on public land in Macon County, Illinois, another free, non-slave state.In 1831, Thomas relocated the family to a new homestead in Coles County, Illinois. It was then that, as an ambitious 22-year-old, Lincoln decided to seek a better life and struck out on his own. Canoeing down the Sangamon River, Lincoln ended up in the village of New Salem in Sangamon County.In the spring of 1831, hired by New Salem businessman Denton Offutt and accompanied by friends, he took goods by flatboat from New Salem to New Orleans via the Sangamon, Illinois, and Mississippi rivers. After arriving in New Orleans—and witnessing slavery firsthand—he walked back home.
Lincoln's first romantic interest was Ann Rutledge, whom he met when he first moved to New Salem; by 1835, they were in a relationship but not formally engaged. She died on August 25, most likely of typhoid fever.In the early 1830s, he met Mary Owens from Kentucky when she was visiting her sister. Late in 1836, Lincoln agreed to a match with Mary if she returned to New Salem. Mary did return in November 1836, and Lincoln courted her for a time; however, they both had second thoughts about their relationship. On August 16, 1837, Lincoln wrote Mary a letter suggesting he would not blame her if she ended the relationship. She never replied and the courtship was over.
In 1840, Lincoln became engaged to Mary Todd, who was from a wealthy slave-holding family in Lexington, Kentucky.[28] They met in Springfield, Illinois, in December 1839 and were engaged the following December. A wedding set for January 1, 1841, was canceled when the two broke off their engagement at Lincoln's initiative. They later met again at a party and married on November 4, 1842, in the Springfield mansion of Mary's married sister.While preparing for the nuptials and feeling anxiety again, Lincoln, when asked where he was going, replied, "To hell, I suppose."
In 1844, the couple bought a house in Springfield near Lincoln's law office. Mary Todd Lincoln kept house, often with the help of a relative or hired servant girl. Robert Todd Lincoln was born in 1843 and Edward Baker Lincoln (Eddie) in 1846. Lincoln "was remarkably fond of children", and the Lincolns were not considered to be strict with their children.[36] Edward died on February 1, 1850, in Springfield, likely of tuberculosis. "Willie" Lincoln was born on December 21, 1850, and died on February 20, 1862. The Lincolns' fourth son, Thomas "Tad" Lincoln, was born on April 4, 1853, and died of heart failure at the age of 18 on July 16, 1871.Robert was the only child to live to adulthood and have children. His last descendant, grandson Robert Todd Lincoln Beckwith, died in 1985.
The deaths of their sons had profound effects on both parents. Later in life, Mary struggled with the stresses of losing her husband and sons, and Robert Lincoln committed her temporarily to a mental health asylum in 1875.Abraham Lincoln suffered from "melancholy", a condition which now is referred to as clinical depression.
Lincoln's father-in-law was based in Lexington, Kentucky; he and others of the Todd family were either slave owners or slave traders. Lincoln was close to the Todds, and he and his family occasionally visited the Todd estate in Lexington.He was an affectionate, though often absent, husband and father of four children.
Scholars have extensively written on topics concerning Lincoln's beliefs and philosophy—for example, whether Lincoln's frequent use of religious imagery and language reflected his own personal beliefs or was a device to appeal to his audiences, who were mostly evangelical Protestants. Although he frequently attended with his wife but never joined a church,Lincoln was familiar with the Bible, quoted it and praised it.
In the 1840s Lincoln subscribed to the Doctrine of Necessity, a belief that asserted the human mind was controlled by some higher power.In the 1850s, Lincoln acknowledged "providence" in a general way, and rarely used the language or imagery of the evangelicals; he regarded the republicanism of the Founding Fathers with an almost religious reverence. When he suffered the death of his son Edward, Lincoln more frequently acknowledged his own need to depend on God.The death of his son Willie in February 1862 may have caused Lincoln to look toward religion for answers and solace. After Willie's death, Lincoln considered why, from a divine standpoint, the severity of the war was necessary. He wrote at this time that God "could have either saved or destroyed the Union without a human contest. Yet the contest began. And having begun He could give the final victory to either side any day. Yet the contest proceeds."On the day Lincoln was assassinated, he reportedly told his wife Mary at Ford's Theatre he desired to visit the Holy Land.
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